Hello, I’m Christopher! Read my introduction to be taught extra about me and my foolish Russian Blue cat, Olga.
I attempt to not bore my dog-loving buddies with too many cat tales, nevertheless it’s difficult since I stay with an amusing goofball who by no means ceases to shock me. Cats are fascinating topics, and I doubt I’ll ever have hassle writing about Olga’s antics. Though, like most cats, she dislikes change and enjoys following a routine, she could be unpredictable.
I can depend on her to glare at me and whine when dinnertime is just a few hours away, however she doesn’t provoke the begging course of on the similar time each day. After a number of naps, she’s glued to the window and might’t hold her eyes off the birds and squirrels in my yard. She spends extra time there because the temperature has elevated and a brand new customer caught her consideration.
Window Watching
A subject mouse, or extra probably a number of subject mice, has been hopping throughout the garden within the late afternoon. I perceive that mice unfold illness and carry parasites, however I’m glad to see the rodents so long as they don’t inhabit my home or take over my yard. They distract Olga and permit me to spend my final hours of labor in a calmer state.
She will get so excited that she assaults the blinds and scratches the windowpanes. I don’t get upset since she’s taking her frustration out on inanimate objects as a substitute of my legs or again. When she’s not distracted by the wildlife and thinks I’m ready too lengthy to serve dinner, she often finds one thing else to assault earlier than turning into violent.
Starvation Assaults
I haven’t skilled her to follow restraint when dealing with her afternoon starvation, however she appears extra affected person than a 12 months in the past, when she would chew on my shoelaces, dive on my again, or claw up my legs. Nonetheless, she nonetheless assaults me often or runs to the opposite aspect of my home and howls within the laundry room.
Some folks hate cats due to their uncommon or unpredictable habits. They’re nervous a couple of shock assault, however I look ahead to them. When Olga runs as much as me after hiding behind the couch, paws me behind the leg, and fluffs up her fur to look extra menacing, it cracks me up.
Demonic Conduct
I hold the door closed once I’m within the bathe in order that she will be able to’t tear into the bathe curtain, however apart from that, I’m fairly tolerant when she morphs right into a demon. I like watching her run laps around my house and leap from the sofa to the recliner. Her eyes are dilated, and he or she seems like a cat possessed. I’ve a rocking recliner, and when Olga dives on it, the again slams into the drywall.
It feels like somebody hit the wall with the sledgehammer, and the primary time she did it, the noise scared her, however now, it doesn’t part her. She ignores it and continues to run at full velocity till she slows down a bit and attempts to climb the wall molding within the hallway. Typically, she scratches my vintage desk or tears into the headboard of my mattress. I inform her to cease or chase her away, nevertheless it’s arduous for me to get mad at her. She’s an amusing little creep, and that’s why I feel some pet homeowners love speaking and writing about their insane felines.
