Hello, I’m Dr. Karyn! Read my introduction to be taught extra about me and meet my 5 hilarious cats: Clutch, Cyril, Alex, Zelda, and Zazzles.
I typically discover myself feeling envious of my cats. No obligations, all meals supplied, nothing to do however laze the day away. So this week, I made a decision to take my envy and switch it into motion, spending the day in Cyril’s footwear (or paws). It seems that it’s not all it’s cracked as much as be.
02:00: I’m feeling a bit lonely, so I’m going to search out my human and spend quarter-hour getting comfy on their again.
02:30: Bored now. I’m going again to my room to sleep there as an alternative.
04:00: Feeling a bit peckish; I would run out and in of the human’s bed room a couple of occasions, see if that generates any meals.
04:30: Meals mission was not successful. Time to get the others concerned.
04:45: Start ‘Operation Wake The People’. The ginger one and I take turns chasing one another, and the black one. Typically the torti one joins in as nicely.
04:55: People have stirred and grumbled, however no transfer to get away from bed.
05:00: Tiny canine jumps on the ground. Human is up and follows it downstairs. Irritating that tiny canine is ready to obtain what I had not, however no less than meals ought to arrive shortly. Very excited.
05:15: Meals arrives and I’m very excited to see that it’s the identical factor as yesterday, and the day earlier than that, and the day earlier than that, and the day earlier than that…… Yum!
05:25: Time for a nap.
07:30: People are extra lively now. Perhaps at the moment would be the day they neglect that we’ve got already been fed? No? Effectively, there’s all the time tomorrow. Time for one more nap.
09:45: One of many people is sitting on the desk and their arms are transferring quite a bit. Maybe they’re chilly. I shall assist by sitting on them.
09:50: Human doesn’t appear to appreciate that I’m attempting to assist. I’ll persevere.
10:00: Human has rejected my help. As an alternative, I deposit a big poop within the field beside the desk. The human appears to be very happy, making all types of sounds as they collect it up for his or her assortment. I ponder what they do with all of them.
12:45: Feeling bored and a bit hungry. Examine bowl – no meals. One other disappointment. I’ll have a drink and lick my butt, and verify again later.
13:00: Nonetheless no meals. Time to fall dramatically onto my again in the course of the room and lie there for half-hour.
13:30: One of many tiny canines sniffs my tail, so I swish and twitch it enticingly. He makes an annoying yappy sound, so I roll over and faucet his head. He runs away crying. What a wuss.
13:40: Tiny canine returns with tiny buddy, they usually chase me up the steps. The cheek of them! Once I attain the highest I flip round to look at them, they usually run away. They’re not very courageous.
14:00: Bowl verify – nonetheless no meals. I’ll give it one other hour, however then it will likely be time to start our afternoon calls for. Within the meantime, I shall nap.
15:30: Have interaction shadow mode – the place human goes, I’m going. They attempt to shut me out of the small room with the porcelain chair, however I handle to squeeze by means of the hole within the door.
17:30: Human is making preparations within the kitchen. Quite a few bowls and meals showing on the counter. I shall examine all of them. Giant canine jumps up and licks my face. Disgusting creature.
17:45: Time for dinner! I’m very excited to see that it’s the identical factor as final night time, and the night time earlier than that, and the night time earlier than that, and the night time earlier than that…… Yum!
18:00: Lazily washing my face and paws, and attempting to determine if I shall vomit a few of my dinner on the carpet tonight. Not tonight, possibly tomorrow. As an alternative, I’ll have a nap. A pile of heat towels has simply appeared on the mattress, so I’ll make use of that.
19:30: I’m woken by the sound of the human scraping around in the litter box, so I wait patiently for them to complete their scavenging earlier than stepping into for a big pee. Human lets out a sigh, presumably relieved that there shall be extra waste merchandise for them to reap.
20:00: Human is watching the noisy image on the wall, so I sit in entrance and have a wash. I watch for them to say one thing about making a cup of tea, and take this as my cue to twist up on their lap for a nap.
21:30: Human hasn’t moved, so I’ll keep right here for some time longer.
22:00: Can’t sleep as human is jiggling their knee, so I stretch and disappear upstairs. The human follows however goes into the room with the porcelain chair.
23:00: Time for a last-minute wrestling match with the ginger one earlier than delivering for the night time. I verify the bowl in case any meals has appeared, however sadly, it’s empty. Oh nicely, I shall verify once more in a couple of hours…
I’ve realized that, though Cyril’s life appears to be like fairly chilled and free from stress, it’s additionally fairly boring. I’m additionally unsure that I may eat the identical meals every single day with the extent of enthusiasm displayed by my cats; not having autonomy over my meals could be a deal breaker for me! I may most likely get used to all the naps although!
This text is part of Dr. Karyn’s collection together with her 5 hilarious cats.
